June 2013
88 posts
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
- band memeber: so how old are you?
- me: how old do you need me to be
“Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.”
—H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via helloinblack)
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
- *runs for 10 minutes*
- me: am i skinny yet?
